Saturday, October 30, 2010

The Joaquin Phoenix School Of Mixed Martial Arts

Are you tired of others taking advantage of your kindness and consideration?

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Are you frequently treated with disrespect?

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Do you find yourself getting "sucker punched" a lot lately?

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You need to check out the Joaquin Phoenix School of Mixed Martial Arts. Here, you will get realistic training from real professionals in the field of entertainment. First, we start with instruction in wresting.

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Soon, you'll be promoted to hand-to-hand combat, European soccer style.

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Eventually you'll be prepared to take on multiple assailants, under realistic combat conditions.

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Private instruction from "The Master" is available upon request.

The Cinema Society and Salvatore Ferragamo Host a Screening of
Maestro Joaquin

Remember: The Joaquin Phoenix School of Mixed Martial Arts - Accept No Substitutes! JOIN NOW! http://www.turdworld.com
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